Police say they arrested 43-year-old Clyde Dauphinee in Worcester Massachusetts after a lengthy investigation into allegations that he assaulted three young girls all under the age of 13.
Now I know that it's not an exact science to accuse a self proclaimed gay man (see below) of assaulting three girl's, but it is sort of suspicious that police had to kick in his door because he refused to open it.
Reason? He had locked himself naked in his closet.
Anyway, now it appears that local media outlets in both New Hampshire and Massachusetts are labeling him as a sex offender.
However, I could not identify the last name Dauphinee as a registered sex offender in either state.
Regardless, I do believe he might have been some sort of psycho-sexual as evident with his MySpace profile and combining that with the older one located here.
Clyde Dauphinee does in fact seem confused and completely lost in his own head, doesn't he?
Either way, he does look like that weird little guy in one of those ridiculous Hillshire Farm "Go Meat" TV commercials...