Saturday, April 18, 2009

What The Hell Is Wrong With Brandt Deboard?

And furthermore what's wrong with the following Craigslist ad ?
"Hi. I am a 30 year old male living in Southwest Longmont. I have come to realize that I really enjoy spending time with children. They are like little sponges that absorb knowledge and that's the most admirable trait I find among people these days. I eventually want to be some kind of camp counselor or youth director but I need some experience with kids plus references to get these kinds of jobs so I'm looking for babysitting experience.

I'm a very laid back individual and I study A LOT although don't go to school. I've written a couple books based on my understandings of the bible and such. I'm very very creative.

If you have children over the ages of six (out of diapers) or so I would be interested in babysitting them."
Well for one thing, placing babysitting ads on Craigslist isn't always the greatest idea. But what's even more troubling is the man who posted the ad. The man behind the screen.

The poster, who's online identity is usually masked using the screen name, "tawachioforion", is also a recently arrested Colorado man accused of soliciting sex from a mother and her 6-year-old daughter.

Yes, that's right, 30-year-old Brandt Owen Deboard, of Longmont, was apprehended by officers on Thursday at a local hotel after purportedly traveling there to meet the mother and the daughter for sex.

DeBoard, who's plan was called "elaborate" and "calculated" by investigators had purportedly engaged in graphic sexual detail for sometime with the mother in regards to her little 6-year-old daughter, according to the original source.

Deboard however is all over the place both online and offline.

Often hiding out in freaky little places that delve into various government conspiracies and alien related plots against our beloved planet earth.  You know, the usual pot smoking mindless drivel nonsense so popular with the upcoming Monday celebrators.

In one my favorite post of his found here, Deboard writes that he's been alive on earth for at least the last six thousand years, but also once ruled as Governor of Atlantis. 

I really hope he's role playing there, but something tells me he's not.  In fact, I think he's very serious about all of that.

His two other MySpace profiles found here and here, is just a mere shadow of what can be found on his personal blog.

Other online sites Mr. Deboard frequented were:

Although his favorite one might have been the website godlikeproductions, in which he amassed an impressive 243 posts.

He also owned a personal website,, but oddly enough never got around to it much since he purchased it over three years ago.

Anyway, in the end Brandt's online journey has now come to an end. After being arrested on suspicion of attempted sexual assault on a child and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia he now currently resides at the Boulder County Jail.

However, he may not be there long. The 6,000-year-old creation could possibly free himself if he can only muster the power of invisibility. Something I'm sure the Governor of Atlantis would posses.

Oh well, we'll all just have to wait and see...

I do want to note that I was going to post this information over at the Dreamin Demon forum, but came across the Craigslist ad and decided to post the information here instead. I add this little tidbit for my own paranoid reasons.


  1. UPDATE: Brandt Deboard Guilty, receives 3 years in prison, 2 years of probation and will have to register as a sex offender.

  2. So he'll probably get out in 2, that's a year from now, and go right back to the computer. And cesspool that is Craigslist has ACLU fighting their legal battles like they fought for NAMBLA. Law enforcement is not equipped to deal with this crap. This scum's every internet move needs to be monitored and use of a proxy considered a probation violation.

  3. He was out of jail, but is now back in due to violation of his probation.


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